This is a recent conversation with Katie:
Katie: I'm going to chop you up and feed you to an eagle. (she started with a duck but I didn't think they ate meat).
Me: So then you aren't going to have a mommy?
Katie: I'll get another one.
Me: Where?
Katie: The computer.
Me: dot.com? (chuckling - uneasily)
Katie: No, I'll email everyone and tell them I don't have a mommy anymore.
Me: Well, no one is going to want to be your mommy once they hear what you did to your last one.
Katie: Well I'm not going to include that in the email.
I'm going to go change my will now.....
Katie: I'm going to chop you up and feed you to an eagle. (she started with a duck but I didn't think they ate meat).
Me: So then you aren't going to have a mommy?
Katie: I'll get another one.
Me: Where?
Katie: The computer.
Me: dot.com? (chuckling - uneasily)
Katie: No, I'll email everyone and tell them I don't have a mommy anymore.
Me: Well, no one is going to want to be your mommy once they hear what you did to your last one.
Katie: Well I'm not going to include that in the email.
I'm going to go change my will now.....