Monday, January 14, 2008

I think I need to be worried

This is a recent conversation with Katie:

Katie: I'm going to chop you up and feed you to an eagle. (she started with a duck but I didn't think they ate meat).

Me: So then you aren't going to have a mommy?

Katie: I'll get another one.

Me: Where?

Katie: The computer.

Me: dot.com? (chuckling - uneasily)

Katie: No, I'll email everyone and tell them I don't have a mommy anymore.

Me: Well, no one is going to want to be your mommy once they hear what you did to your last one.

Katie: Well I'm not going to include that in the email.

I'm going to go change my will now.....