Katie: Life is really hard now.
Me (trying not to giggle): As opposed to when?
Katie: When I was a kid.
Me (turning blue holding breath while trying not to giggle): And when was that?
Katie: When I was four. I could just go out and play and not have to worry about anything...
Wait, what's that I see? I can make something out in the distance.... Oh! It's a rude awakening! Yep, thought so. LOL