This is a recent conversation with Katie:
Katie: I'm going to chop you up and feed you to an eagle. (she started with a duck but I didn't think they ate meat).
Me: So then you aren't going to have a mommy?
Katie: I'll get another one.
Me: Where?
Katie: The computer.
Me: dot.com? (chuckling - uneasily)
Katie: No, I'll email everyone and tell them I don't have a mommy anymore.
Me: Well, no one is going to want to be your mommy once they hear what you did to your last one.
Katie: Well I'm not going to include that in the email.
I'm going to go change my will now.....
Katie: I'm going to chop you up and feed you to an eagle. (she started with a duck but I didn't think they ate meat).
Me: So then you aren't going to have a mommy?
Katie: I'll get another one.
Me: Where?
Katie: The computer.
Me: dot.com? (chuckling - uneasily)
Katie: No, I'll email everyone and tell them I don't have a mommy anymore.
Me: Well, no one is going to want to be your mommy once they hear what you did to your last one.
Katie: Well I'm not going to include that in the email.
I'm going to go change my will now.....
6 comments:
Ok Mary, you just took this child to Hawaii. What did you do that was so terrible that she wants to chop you up and feed you to a large predatory bird? I would sleep with one eye open if I were you;) Thanks for giving us the heads up. When we get Katie's email searching for a new mommy, we will all run the other way:)
I have no idea what I did. And she wasn't even mad when she was telling me this, she was very calm and in a good mood. Which somehow scares me more.
That is scary. Maybe she was just letting her imagination run wild. Oh BTW, I featured a pic of Katie with Camden post adoption report. So the officials in Russia will get to see you adorable daughter.
ummmm, I would be concerned about her calm state! LOL
Hi Mary, I found your blog accidently. I didn't even realize that you blog. Now I remember seeing your blog name in your siggie but I never realized it was a blog. I guess I'm just a little slow? LOL
Katie is adorable!
I hope everything is going well for you.
Shelly (**Llola**) from FF
when she grows up, she just may end up being one of the people whose neighbors tell the news "i don't know what happened...she was always so nice & quiet..."...oh, wait..we're talking about katie! lol! really, mary, i'm just kidding!
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