Um.. I got home from work last night to find out that my daughter's horse head (one of those things with the pole that you pretend to ride around on) had died. According to her. She wanted to lay it down in her room on a pillow. She apparently had some "food" that would bring it back to life, but she wasn't feeding it any of that. Which was a good thing since overnight the animals that she was sleeping with squeezed one of her stuffed dogs and he died (she was giving the animals responsible for this a time out), then while I was in the shower the rest of the animals died from unknown causes.
When I left for work she was feeding them all the magic food that would bring them back to life.
Thank God, I didn't want to have to start burying stuffed animals in the backyard.
Can I just say....help... please.....